On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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