PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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