At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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