I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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