If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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