...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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