i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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