Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
