New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Im part way to drunk.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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