If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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