what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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