it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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