I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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