That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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