It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
third nipple confirmed
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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