Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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