I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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