Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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