she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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