i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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