I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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