Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
