Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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