i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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