I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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