If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
