If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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