these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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