If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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