Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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