I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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