I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm always down for nudity.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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