Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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