Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He did a backflip because drugs
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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