This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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