The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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