My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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