I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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