I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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