Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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