Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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