i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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