Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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