I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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