your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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