There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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