I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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