i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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