Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
