Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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