Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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