you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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