She said her name was "party"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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