And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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