I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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